INSPIRATION | HUMOR

Bill Gates Buying Farms in America for Clicks*

Bill Gates Buying Farms
Bill Gates Buying Farms in America for Clicks

Bill Gates is Taking a Bite Out of Agriculture with His #FarmlandMovement! #billgates #farmland #ruralmoney #rural #money

The scuttlebutt is: Bill Gates buying farms in America for clicks and kicks have displaced family generational farmers.

Disclaimer: I am an Amazon Associate and Influencer; therefore, this post may contain affiliate links for me to earn a commission. RuralMoney.com is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com. Shop with me for less >>>here.

Table of Contents

His team says that he just recently purchased 242,000 acres of farmland somewhere in Tennessee.

The acquisition is part of a larger strategy to “help connect the farmers to the consumer and unlock the power of digital technology in agricultural products.”

Our reporters reached out to them, but they refused to comment further.

Bill Gates Buying Farmland
Bill Gates on His Way to “Buy” Farmland? Image Credits

Bill Gates Just Made another Major Move in the Agricultural Industry

As we dug deeper into this agricultural story, we uncovered a real scoop of dirt.

First, we found the following ad that led us down a rabbit 🐰 hole 🕳:

“See What Bill Gates Is Buying In America! Find Farms On Agriculture Today – Sign Up Now & Get Clicking!”

The deeper we dug, we soon found a farming family that was forced to take the carrot 🥕 on a stick!

Adverse Possession of Farmland
Adverse Possession of Farmland Image Credits

Bill Gates Taking Farm Leaves Farmers Homeless and Penniless!

On a small rural farm nestled in the rolling hills of Tennessee, lay a homestead that had been in the same family for the last five generations.

The farmers, William and his wife Mary, had worked the land for decades, raising crops to sell in the local markets and tending to their five children.

They were a happy family, content in their hardworking lives.

But all that changed when a mysterious figure arrived one day.

It was none other than Bill Gates, the billionaire founder of Microsoft.

He wanted to “take their farm” because William and Mary were temporarily living with Mary’s elderly parents, and had left their farm lying vacant and “useless.

Therefore, Bill Gates did not offer them any money for the property, thus acquired the land without buying it.

Seeing no other choice, William and Mary agreed to leave, feeling comforted by the thought that at least their children would still have a home.

Little did they know that Bill Gates had a plan.

He had not adversely possessed the land for farming, but for his own website entitled, “Bill Gates Buying Farms for Clicks | Clicks Are My Thing!”

Silly rabbits, tricks, clicks, and kicks are for me!

He was hoping to lure in web traffic with the rural farm as a backdrop for his clicks.

While William and Mary were still worrying about how they were going to survive without a farm, Gates had already moved in his staff and had begun to build his website.

Clicks soon started to pour in, and the website was thriving.

Luck Ran Out
Luck Ran Out Image Credits

How William and Mary’s Luck Ran Out?

Now, Bill Gates has another farm to add to his agrifoodtech portfolio, but for William, Mary, and their kids, their luck had run out.

In their debt-ridden state, they had no other choice but to move away, looking for jobs in the city so they could pay off their creditors.

Leaving their children behind, they had no idea what would happen to them next.

The time apart was difficult for everyone, but especially hard for Mary.

She was heartbroken to have left the farm and the life she’d built there with her family, wiped away in a single stroke.

During the day, Mary worked in various odd jobs, trying to make ends meet.

Despite the long hours she put in, the money never seemed to be enough, as the debt just kept growing bigger.

Desperate for a way out, Mary stumbled across Bill Gates’ website, “Bill Gates Buying Farms for Clicks | Clicks Are My Thing!”

She realized that he was still desperately in need of MORE clicks.

If she could just get enough people to click on the site, then perhaps she could save her family and reclaim the farm.

With the last of her energy, she began to gather people on social media, pleading for their help.

Word soon spread about Mary’s plight.

Thousands of people responded, donating whatever they could to help launch her ‘Save the Family Farm’ campaign.

Slowly but surely, her peers managed to get enough clicks.

As the final goal approached, Mary’s savings began to grow.

Joyfully, she knew that she had finally saved her homestead from Bill Gates’ clutches.

There Is No Place Like Home
There Is No Place Like Home Image Credits

How Did William and Mary Get Their Farm Back from Bill Gates?

Essentially, if one occupies someone else’s land without legal objection from that person for a specified period of time, and does so openly and under a claim of exclusive possession, one can end up owning that land despite later protests and, indeed, lawsuits, of the title holder.

You get the land by being there.

As William and Mary returned to the family farm, they were met with a warm reception from their neighbors and children.

Everyone was overjoyed to have them back, and the happiness overshadowed the hardships they had faced during their journey.

The family finally reunited, they got back to the business of farming, while the website made by Bill Gates still stands in the background, providing a nice backdrop to their activities.

As Mary returns home every day, she takes a moment to pause and reflect on what could have been.

She knows that it was the kindness and generosity of strangers that made it possible for her and her family to start afresh.

To this day, Mary thanks the clicks that brought her home.

The End

*This post is fictional and intended for humor and inspirational purposes though it may contain useful information and links.

Main Image Source